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1. I have painters in the house.
2. Half of everything I own is shoved into the other half of the house which explains why I am wearing mismatched clothes today since I forgot to set anything out last night.
3. I have defied the laws of physics because there is *no way* all that stuff came out of my closet.
4. I have more clothes than any one human being should possess and since there are things in the pile that I know I haven't worn since I moved to this house seven years ago... off to Goodwill with them.
5. When they get to my husband's junk room tomorrow (no, he doesn't call it that, but I do) he is probably going to have a nervous breakdown because they're touching his stuff!
6. I am never doing this again. Not never ever.
2. Half of everything I own is shoved into the other half of the house which explains why I am wearing mismatched clothes today since I forgot to set anything out last night.
3. I have defied the laws of physics because there is *no way* all that stuff came out of my closet.
4. I have more clothes than any one human being should possess and since there are things in the pile that I know I haven't worn since I moved to this house seven years ago... off to Goodwill with them.
5. When they get to my husband's junk room tomorrow (no, he doesn't call it that, but I do) he is probably going to have a nervous breakdown because they're touching his stuff!
6. I am never doing this again. Not never ever.